No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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