hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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