I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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