Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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