This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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