why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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