yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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