weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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