i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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