thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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