I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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