ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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