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(432): View more from Texas

My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT

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(563): View more from Iowa

I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?

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(240): View more from Maryland

He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?

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(503): View more from Oregon

Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped

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(740): View more from Ohio

I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums

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(703): View more from Virginia

See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger

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(334): View more from Alabama

But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.

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