Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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