I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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