sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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