So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I wish my penis had an off switch
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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