Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I know her cup size but not her name....
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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