so that wasnt chicken after all
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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