Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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