Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just found puke in my bra..
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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