I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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