All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
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