i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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