You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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