I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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