i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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