i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
operation have a gay friend backfired
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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