she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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