Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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