singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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