So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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