My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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