eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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