That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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