Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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