Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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