I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We're too hungover to prance.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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