ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
