he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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