She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
whose ass print is on the piano?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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