Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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