we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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