He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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