he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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