chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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