it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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