awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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