My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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