I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
