Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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