put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?