thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?