brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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