Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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