Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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