The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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