brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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