Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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